SIGHTING: BONGOVILLE, HAUT-OGOOUE (GABON)

Witness Testimony

"i was looking for coconut on beach when a creature came out of the palms. it appeared before myself with a boxcutter. the alien then said "coconut the is where". he guided me to a large spaceship where we ate space cream potatoes with intergalactic chicken. After devouring the scrumptious meal with all due haste we vacated to ethiopia and watched all the malnutritioned and monetarly defitient individuals ,as one may add. it was an event enjoyed by all even the ethiopians! i best be off, i have places to go and people to see. ta ta and auf wiedersehen. "