SIGHTING: UNDISCLOSED, ARIZONA (UNITED STATES)

Witness Testimony

"This photo should serve to confirm what I've learned from my observations of IDOs (interdimensioanl objects). A) They can create cloud cover for purposes of concealment. B) They have a sense of humor. I'm not kidding, these guys are quite the pranksters when they want to be. I've been subjected to Mr Flying Sheet of Paper on five separate occasions. They've dispatched it on three occasions during my breaks at work, just as soon as I go outside and light up a smoke, here it comes. I've ended up feeling like an innocent bystander in some crazy scene from a Warner Brothers cartoon. Then there's the internal conflict going on, "There's no frigging way I'm going to report a flying sheet of paper to MUFON, this is rediculous". There's been some other fascinating interactions I've had with these jokers. Must admit, I've been enjoying the ride. "