SIGHTING: JUNEAU, ALASKA (UNITED STATES)

Witness Testimony

"It was a dark, cold night in Alaska.I had just trapped my last otter for dinner. I was outside roasting it when a large egg-cigar shaped object came low to the surface, I thought it was a Phoenix.My small chihuahua, Beast, barked wildly as it came towards us. I grabbed my Otter and walked slowly toward the object. As I got closer a bright light shown upon me and next thing I know I am inside it. These beautiful purple women with long sparkly antenni touched my stomach. Then an owl flew above the women and stared deep into my soul. This owl reminded me of the one i had as a pet when I attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I tried to cast a spell on the woman but they used a counter spell and it rebounded. Then I realized wait.. I cant do spells.. Harry Potter is not real. The women decided to impregnate me. They did it using Invetro Fertilization. Then I died. I woke up in a field in Kentucky in 1941. They took my Otter."