SIGHTING: WETASKIWIN, ALBERTA (CANADA)

Witness Testimony

"A ufo, is an unidentified flying object. in the central region of alberta, i have been working with the rcmp and police to identify some things. the rcmp do not want to see a repeat of a 1800 century island that a lot of people heard. in copywriting a children's story book with the rcmp and constable southerland. a version of technology was identified as abusive rotten egg farts. a description of a pair of arse holes was given identified as bithy face and swass ass face. bitchy face has a face like a odgs arse hole and swass ass face has a face like a big sweaty stinky arse, a big nose and a witches hat. they hover around this company and some fanatical group, the rcmp are aware of this. i have heard people make the comments they thought the end of the world was coming. i had some burst into tears and ask me if i believed them. while dealing with constable southerland who was trying to deal with me with an epo, he stated then how instead of dealing with safety, the subject got turned to a belief in court. what is a belief. i stated to constable southerland i cannot explain everything, i don't expect that the rcmp could, while he was trying to deal with me with a matter from my childhood, i stated children couldn't explain everything either. if you can prove something consistently true in the bounds of the law, respecting safety, i would work with him. national defense deals with public safety. ever hear of being fartmaster? "